Coworker A (holding up a small round corn chip): Hey look, this chip is just like a communion wafer.
Me: Communion wafers cannot be made of corn; they have to be wheat-based.
Coworker B (surprised): Really?
Me: Yeah, I think so. There weren't Tostidos or corn tortillas at the Last Supper, after all.
Coworker B: Of course, some people think that the wafer doesn't stay wheat-based. You know, transubstantiation - it becomes the body of Christ.
Coworker C: And if you believe that, you're a f*cking moron.
Me: You just called almost a billion people f*cking morons.
Coworker C: Well, so be it. There are a billion people who love Baywatch too. That doesn't mean it's good.
So which is more preposterous (or miraculous, depending on your perspective): transubstantiation or the world-wide popularity of Baywatch?